I can’t believe it took me over a year to discover this prank pulled on a local Los Angeles Massage Therapist. She is so sweet and accommodating while David Beckham embodies the worst celebrity diva traits. “It’s so hard to be pretty” he says followed by “some people say my skin is like baby peaches” and questions her repeatedly on whether she was  touching him with a thumb or not "no thumbs, no thumbs, no thumbs" he chants like a crazy person.