I can’t believe it took me over a year to discover this prank pulled on a local Los Angeles Massage Therapist. She is so sweet and accommodating while David Beckham embodies the worst celebrity diva traits. “It’s so hard to be pretty” he says followed by “some people say my skin is like baby peaches” and questions her repeatedly on whether she was  touching him with a thumb or not "no thumbs, no thumbs, no thumbs" he chants like a crazy person. What the unsuspecting Massage Therapist doesn’t know is that David Beckham is being instructed, word for word, by Ellen Degeneres. The video is over the moon hilarious. You will laugh.  You might even smell cheetos. Oh, but one quick message to Ellen- 1955 called to tell you that we’re no longer referred to as “Masseuse” but Massage Therapist. We understand that it’s confusing, but it’s somewhat important as certain  individuals use the word “masseuse” to describe themselves while engaging in illegal activities. We still love you Ellen, despite the faux pas.  Check out this hilarious Celebrity Massage video.